Friday, July 4, 2008

On 'The Wave'...


Witness two motorcyclists passing each other. Odds are that you will see them wave to one another. It serves as an unofficial greeting, an acknowledgement to another soul who shares the same passion that we do. The wave can take many forms, from two fingers pointing downwards (keep the rubber side down...), to a casual type of 90 degree peace sign, to an honest to goodness "Hi-how-are-ya?" wave.

I don't know that anyone can tell you when this all started, but it's just something that most riders adopt, just as surely as they embrace every other aspect of riding. I once read an article in Cycle Canada, with regards to the wave. It was written by Tom Ruttan and provides perhaps the perfect description. I'd like to share it with you.

The Wave
By Tom Ruttan
CYCLE CANADA - APRIL 2002

The bike's passenger seat swept up just enough that I could see over my father's shoulders. That seat was my throne. My dad and I traveled many backroads, searching for the ones we had never found before. Traveling these roads just to see where they went. Never in a rush. Just be home for supper.

I remember wandering down a back road with my father, sitting on my throne watching the trees whiz by, feeling the rumble of our bike beneath us like a contented giant cat. A motorcycle came over a hill toward us and as it went by, my father threw up his gloved clutch hand and gave a little wave. The other biker waved back with the same friendly swing of his left wrist.


I tapped my father on his shoulder, which was our signal that I wanted to say something. He cocked his helmeted ear back slightly while keeping his eyes ahead.


I yelled, "Do we know him?" 'What?" he shouted. "You waved to him. Who was it?" "I don't know. Just another guy on a bike. So I waved." "How come?" "You just do. It's important."


Later, when we had stopped for chocolate ice cream, I asked why it was important to wave to other bikers. My father tried to explain how the wave demonstrated comradeship and a mutual understanding of what it was to enjoy riding a motorcycle. He looked for the words to describe how almost all bikers struggled with the same things like cold, rain, heat, car drivers who did not see them, but how riding remained an almost pure pleasure.


I was young then and I am not sure that I really understood what he was trying to get across, but it was a beginning. Afterward, I always waved along with my father when we passed other bikers.


I remember one cold October morning when the clouds were heavy and dark, giving us another clue that winter was riding in from just over the horizon. My father and I were warm inside our car as we headed to a friend's home. Rounding a comer, we saw a motorcycle parked on the shoulder of the road. Past the bike, we saw the rider walking through the ditch, scouring the long grasses crowned with a touch of frost. We pulled over and backed up to where the bike stood.


I asked Dad, "Who's that?" "Don't know," he replied. "But he seems to have lost something. Maybe we can give him a hand."


We left the car and wandered through the tall grass of the ditch to the biker. He said that he had been pulling on his gloves as he rode and he had lost one. The three of us spent some time combing the ditch, but all we found were two empty cans and a plastic water bottle.


My father turned and headed back to our car and I followed him. He opened the trunk and threw the cans and the water bottle into a small cardboard box that we kept for garbage. He rummaged through various tools, oil containers and windshield washer fluid until he found an old crumpled pair of brown leather gloves. Dad straightened them out and handed them to me to hold. He continued looking until he located an old catalogue. I understood why my dad had grabbed the gloves. I had no idea what he was going to do with the catalogue. We headed back to the biker who was still walking the ditch.
My dad said, "Here's some gloves for you. And I brought you a catalogue as well." "Thanks," he replied. I really appreciate it." He reached into his hip pocket and withdrew a worn black wallet. "Let me give you some money for the gloves," he said as he slid some bills out. "No thanks," my dad replied as I handed the rider the gloves. "They're old and not worth anything anyway." The biker smiled. "Thanks a lot." He pulled on the old gloves and then he unzipped his jacket. I watched as my father handed him the catalogue and the biker slipped it inside his coat. He jostled his jacket around to get the catalogue sitting high and centered under his coat and zipped it up. I remember nodding my head at the time, finally making sense of why my dad had given him the catalogue. It would keep him a bit warmer. After wishing the biker well, my father and I left him warming up his bike.


Two weeks later, the biker came to our home and returned my father's gloves. He had found our address on the catalogue. Neither my father nor the biker seemed to think that my father stopping at the side of the road for a stranger and giving him a pair of gloves, and that stranger making sure that the gloves were returned, were events at all out of the ordinary for people who rode motorcycles. For me, it was another subtle lesson.


It was spring the next year when I was sitting high on my throne, watching the farm fields slip by when I saw two bikes coming towards us. As they rumbled past, both my father and I waved, but the other bikers kept their sunglasses locked straight ahead and did not acknowledge us. I remember thinking that they must have seen us because our waves were too obvious to miss. Why hadn't they waved back? I thought all bikers waved to one another.


I patted my father on his shoulder and yelled, "How come they didn't wave to us?" "Don't know. Sometimes they don't."


I remember feeling very puzzled. Why wouldn't someone wave back?

Later that summer, I turned 12 and learned how to ride a bike with a clutch. I spent many afternoons on a country laneway beside our home, kicking and kicking to start my father's '55 BSA. When it would finally sputter to a start, my concentration would grow to a sharp focus as I tried to let out the clutch slowly while marrying it with just enough throttle to bring me to a smooth takeoff. More often, I lurched and stumbled forward while trying to keep the front wheel straight and remember to pick my feet up. A few feet farther down the lane, I would sigh and begin kicking again.

A couple of years later, my older brother began road racing, and I became a racetrack rat. We spent many weekends wandering to several tracks in Ontario-Harewood, Mosport and eventually Shannonville. These were the early years of two-stroke domination, of Kawasaki green and 750 two-stroke triples, of Yvon Duhamel's cat-and-mouse games and the artistry of Steve Baker.
Eventually, I started to pursue interests other than the race track. I got my motorcycle licence and began wandering the backroads on my own. I found myself stopping along sideroads if I saw a rider sitting alone, just checking to see if I could be of help.

And I continued to wave to each biker I saw.

But I remained confused as to why some riders never waved back. It left me with almost a feeling of rejection, as if I were reaching to shake someone's hand but they kept their arm hanging by their side.

I began to canvass my friends about waving. I talked with people I met at bike events, asking what they thought. Most of the riders told me they waved to other motorcyclists and often initiated the friendly air handshake as they passed one another.

I did meet some riders, though, who told me that they did not wave to other riders because they felt that they were different from other bikers. They felt that they were "a breed apart." One guy told me in colourful language that he did not "wave to no wusses.'' He went on to say that his kind of bikers were tough, independent, and they did not require or want the help of anyone, whether they rode a bike or not.

I suspected that there were some people who bought a bike because they wanted to purchase an image of being tougher, more independent, a not-putting-up-with-anyone's-crap kind of person, but I did not think that this was typical of most riders.

People buy bikes for different reasons. Some will be quick to tell you what make it is, how much they paid for it, or how fast it will go. Brand loyalty is going to be strong for some people whether they have a Harley, Ford, Sony, Nike or whatever. Some people want to buy an image and try to purchase another person's perception of them. But it can't be done. They hope that it can, but it can't.

Still, there is a group of people who ride bikes who truly are a "breed apart." They appreciate both the engineering and the artistry in the machines they ride. Their bikes become part of who they are and how they define themselves to themselves alone.

They don't care what other people think. They don't care if anyone knows how much they paid for their bike or how fast it will go. The bike means something to them that nothing else does. They ride for themselves and not for anyone else. They don't care whether anyone knows they have a bike. They may not be able to find words to describe what it means to ride, but they still know.

They might not be able to explain what it means to feel the smooth acceleration and the strength beneath them. But they understand.
These are the riders who park their bikes, begin to walk away and then stop. They turn and look back. They see something when they look at their bikes that you might not. Something more complex, something that is almost secret, sensed rather than known. They see their passion. They see a part of themselves.

These are the riders who understand why they wave to other motorcyclists. They savour the wave. It symbolizes the connection between riders, and if they saw you and your bike on the side of the road, they would stop to help and might not ask your name. They understand what you are up against every time you take your bike on the road-the drivers that do not see you, the ones that cut you off or tailgate you, the potholes that hide in wait. The rain. The cold.

I have been shivering and sweating on a bike for more than 40 years. Most of the riders that pass give me a supportive wave. I love it when I see a younger rider on a "crotch rocket" scream past me and wave. New riders carrying on traditions.

And I will continue in my attempts to get every biker just a little closer to one another with a simple wave of my gloved clutch hand. And if they do not wave back when I extend my hand into the breeze as I pass them, I will smile a little more. They may be a little mistaken about just who is a "breed apart."

Thursday, July 3, 2008

A miracle at sea...

A random memory came to me just a moment ago. We were sailing on HMCS Fraser and I had just gotten off watch from the Ops Room. I believe I had the mids, so it was about 0400hrs. As was the custom, I headed down to the cafeteria for a 'yummy sangie' (toast and peanut butter) and a cup of tea, before hitting my rack. As I came past the steam line and into the cafeteria, there sitting with his back against the port bulkhead, was Joe Clorey.

Now, Joe Clorey was a Bosun aboard Fraser and a very good friend of mine. He was quietly strumming his old Yamaha guitar and chewing away on a cheese sangie. He reached forward, mouth full of sangie, and took a big glug from a large glass of milk he had sitting there in front of him. I could tell he had just gotten off watch as well, as he had the same dog-tired expression I must have had on my mug. He looked up at me and I remember making some sort of mentally-challenged face and noise...

That's when the miracle happened. I watched Joe Clorey pass half a cheese sandwich through his left nostril, along with most of the milk he had just ingested. Of course, it all landed on his old guitar and then in his lap, as he erupted in a fit of coughing, interspersed with almost hysterical laughter... I laughed until I cried, if I remember right. I guess when you're that tired, it really don't take all that much to set you off. When he could halfway breathe again, I got called everything but a white man. Joe later gave me that guitar and I still have it sitting at home. It has travelled many, many miles at sea and has entertained people around the globe, as it became a travelling ambassador for Maritime music, in every port we visited.

That was just one of those spontaneous moments, that are kinda stuck in the back of my brain. I like hauling 'em out every now and then to revisit them. It's impossible for me to look at that guitar, without remembering this one stellar incident. Good times... :)

On General Hillier's retirement...


I was reading through the CBC website this morning, when I came across the article: 'It has been my privilege to have served you': Hillier on retirement.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/07/02/hillier-natynczyk.html

For those who may not know, Gen. Rick Hillier stepped down yesterday as our Chief of Defence Staff (CDS). He is replaced by Gen. Walter Natynczyk. Gen. Hillier has indeed been referred to as a 'soldier's soldier' and rightfully so. He was also instrumental (single-handedly) in the resurgence of Canada's military, taking on his political masters in order to provide for his military charges of all 3 elements.

More telling than the article itself however, are the comments which follow, posted by those who have read the write-up. One in particular stands out amongst the others, based on it's total lack of education.

It is from one Linda Stoddard, of origins unknown. She states:

"Mr. Hillier is retiring - how nice. He gets to lay on sunny beaches while our children fight an illegal war that he not only supported but promoted.I hope he ,and anyone who supported this war monger ,never forgets the 80+ Canadians and the thousands of Afghans indirectly killed because of his arrogance. Good riddance Hillier........"

From this vapid diatribe of howling ignorance, we can safely deduce a few facts.

a) "...while our children fight an illegal war...": This clearly states that Ms. Stoddard has no children serving in Canada's military, nor does her family have any history of military service. It also points to her mindset that any war should be deemed "illegal", regardless of the cause or mitigating factors. She is the type of person who would roll over and allow anyone to subjugate her, our way of life or our country, rather than offer up any kind of resistance.

b) "...an illegal war he not only supported but promoted...": This speaks to Ms. Stoddard's 'reasoning' that General Rick Hillier is the only reason that Canadian troops are in Afghanistan. Had he not promoted this war, then all three prime ministers since 9/11 would have kept Canada out of this multinational assault against extremism. It also gives us a very clear indication that Ms. Stoddard does not have the slightest inkling about what role the CDS plays as far as Canada's military goes.

c) "...this war monger...": The very last thing one might 'accuse' General Rick Hillier of being, would be a warmonger (that's right, Miss Low-brow... it's actually one word). A warmonger by definition would be a person who encourages warlike ideas or advocates war. Leaders of countries, not Generals, are the ones who make such decisions. Generals are there to plan and oversee the actions and efficiency of the military.

d) "...I hope he ,and anyone who supported this war monger ,never forgets the 80+ Canadians and the thousands of Afghans indirectly killed because of his arrogance...": This again speaks to the abyss of ignorance from which Ms. Stoddard rails. I'll wager she could not even spell "burden of command", let alone tell you what it means to someone in Gen. Hillier's position. For any individual to actually blame the deaths of our troops or thousands of Afghans on General Hillier, or any of our other serving soldiers who make up Task Force Kandahar, well... what can I say? The braying stupidity of this statement speaks for itself.

As far as arrogance goes, Gen. Hillier proved himself to be astute, adept, confident and a compassionate leader of men... but 'arrogant'? I don't believe Ms. Stoddard understands the meaning or usage of the word.

You will find other off-colour and equally uneducated comments alongside hers, mostly posted by the young and "dying to fit in with anyone" crowd. Those who want to be seen as 'protestors', without understanding the first thing about that which they have elected to protest.

In the main however, the comments have been posted by intelligent people, who have some sense of understanding of what Gen. Hillier has accomplished for Afghanistan, our military and our nation.

As for myself, I would like to thank Gen. Hillier for all he has done for our men and women in uniform. For not only supporting us as far as much needed equipment and updating/modernization programs, but for re-validating us as a viable, functioning military force.

I wish him fair winds and following seas, as he takes up his new post within Memorial University of Newfoundland (MUN). He has certainly earned his return ticket to civvie street. My only hope is that some of the respect and esteem he has gained from his military family, will follow him back home to The Rock.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

On Roadfood...


I've noticed that a good many people who travel by motorcycle (and I don't mean those who ride a few blocks and hang around outside your local bar or donut shop...) for any amount of time, tend to be on the "larger-than-normal" side. Now I ain't sayin' this is a good or a bad thing. I'm just sayin' it is what it is.

Now this might be on account of when you travel to any extent, you get to try and experiment with many different types foods. You discover where and what to eat, based on your personal experiences, fellow riders and if you're technologically-savvy...through websites such as this one:

http://www.roadfood.com/

According to these folks, they define 'roadfood' as the following:

Roadfood means great regional meals along highways, in small towns and in city neighborhoods.

It is non-franchised, sleeves-up food made by cooks, bakers, pitmasters, and sandwich-makers who are culinary folk artists. Roadfood is almost always informal and inexpensive; and the best Roadfood restaurants are colorful places enjoyed by locals (and savvy travelers) for their character as well as their menu.

So Popeye's, Wendy's and Long John Silver's don't count, y'hear...?

You just might want to check out their website, if you're gonna go stateside!

On the road to Gananoque...


What a marvellous Canada Day! The weather was absolutely beautiful, from beginning to end. We left Orleans a little late for us, around 0900hrs. There was very little traffic on the road and the air was still cool, although you could certainly feel the sun on your cheeks if you were facing it. Perfect weather for riding!

We headed out the back roads, Innes to Mer Bleu, to Renaud, to Anderson Road. From there to the Ramsayville Road, up Mitch Owens all the way to Manotick, then on to the River Road. Our first stop was going to be Merrickville-Wolford. Merrickville, for those not familiar with it, is a charming little village located about 45 minutes from Ottawa. It's a very arts-and-craftsy kind of place, where all the properties are of an older vintage and have well manicured lawns. They have a variety of small shops, boutiques and restaurants.

We made a brief stop at Mrs. McGarrigle's Fine Food Shop, to pick up some spices and enjoyed an outdoor coffee along Main Street. We observed several military vehicles of various time periods, many with artillery pieces in tow, rumbling up the street as they readied themselves for their annual Canada Day parade. We decided to leave before this took place and headed out South on Main Street, which became Rte. 15 South. This road would take us all the way to Highway 2, which would follow the seaway along into Kingston.

As we travelled southwards, we passed through some very charming, quintessentially 'small-town' communities. The towns of Augusta and Algonquin, show this rural aspect of Canada at it's very best. These are the type of towns and villages that you could absolutely see yourself living in. As with Merrickville, everything is in it's place, trimmed, green, lush... Life is slower here. They have a completely different timetable than city-dwellers do. Such small communities offer a truly bucolic setting. And always... there are the smells.

Probably one of the most heady experiences with regards to motorcycling, is the staggering array of aromas that one experiences, as you ride through various areas. They range from the subtle to the pungent and are a wonder for the senses to experience. Couple this with the feel of the wind against your body, ranging from warm to cool, moist to dry... And then there is the unbroken, 360 degree view around you... Riding offers a truly "all-senses" type of experience.

Arriving at Highway 2 by the water's edge, we veer right and trundle off towards Brockville. Brockville is a pretty little town, with many impressive older homes. Once you get over the presence of the large chemical plants on the outskirts, which have been a staple of Brockville's success, you'll find that life here could be a very pleasurable affair. They were celebrating their 'Harbourfest' days as we came through, so we stopped for a 15 minute "bum break" and a stretch.

Heading out again, we were anticipating the beginning of our favorite part of this trip, the 1000 Island Parkway, also known as Hwy 2S, which joins Brockville and Gananoque. This has to be one of the most pleasant roads I've ever ridden. It meanders along the St.Lawrence River, offering up magnificent views of the islands themselves, gorgeous waterfront properties and a variety of flora and fauna as well. It winds past absolutely wonderful enclaves such as Mallorytown, Rockport, Lansdowne and Ivy Lea. Many times my spouse and I wondered out loud: "And how much money would one have to make, in order to live here!?!?".

http://www.visit1000islands.com/1000islandsparkway.asp

As we cruised along at a sedate 85kmh, we took in the natural beauty around us and the goings-on out on the water as well. Many boats of all sizes and descriptions were plying the waters, from Jet Skis to large, full-to-the-gunnels tour boats. There are several provincial parks along the Parkway and many of these were well attended by fellow Canadians out enjoying this special day. Every so often, we would be teased by the smell of steaks barbecuing out in the great outdoors. My lady would lean forward and say: "Aaaawwwww....did you smell THAT???" That cinnamon bun I had ingested along with my coffee in Merrickville, was now but a faded, distant memory.

As we reached the end of the Parkway, I sailed by our first exit to Gananoque, which led to us having to do a brief stint along the 401 to catch the next one. I absolutely abhor riding on the freeway. It's no fun at all... I'd rather poke sharp sticks in my eye. We stopped at a local gas station at the entrance of town. Just time for a restroom stop, a stretch and mebbe some cold, Lipton green tea. We were now a scant 28km from Kingston and it might have been 1300hrs. We were making good time and the ride so far had been immensely enjoyable.

Gananoque, the "Gateway to the 1000 Islands", as it rightfully advertises itself, is another of those pretty little towns along the water. It has quite the history and some beautiful older Victorian-style homes. Again, most residences and properties show a pride of ownership. We took our time passing through, acknowledging the locals as they participated in their festivities. It's another great little town... The ride from there to Kingston is a relatively short one, through farmlands with the occasional glimpse of water.

We finally arrived in Kingston and I stopped in on the base, just on the off-chance the Canex might be open. No such luck... We proceded into town and down to the bridge, which led us to the waterfront. The main street along the water's edge had been closed to vehicular traffic. There were street vendors set up for just about as far as you could see and the crowds were everywhere. We deaked down to the water and found a spot just big enough for 'Baby'. As we dismounted, I winked at my spouse and said: "Closest thing to having a helicopter...", referring to the ease with which one can find a parking spot just about anywhere, when you blow into town on a bike.

We made our way to the Lone Star restaurant on King Street, where they make just about the very best chicken fajitas I've tasted anywhere. It had been steadily heating up, so the AC felt good as we stepped inside. Our host asked if this was our first time there. We replied that we were there because it wasn't our first time, then went on to sing the praises of their fajitas. Our server ('Stella') was a new gal but did a fine job of taking care of us. I decided that maybe I'd buy a t-shirt, to commemorate not the meal as such, but as a little memento of our road trip this day, as everything had been perfect up 'til then. So two great meals and one red t-shirt later and we were back amongst the throngs, milling about by the water. A cool breeze was blowing onshore and we found a picnic table in the shade, to sit and observe the festivities from.

It was a thoroughly idyllic afternoon. Well fed, watered and rested, we began musing with the idea of slowly making our way back a little after 1500hrs. This is another 'upside' of any riding trip. If you enjoyed the road and the scenery getting somewhere... you'll get to enjoy it all again in reverse, as you make your way back. We also had the added advantage of having the sun at our backs. The ride back was every bit as enjoyable as the ride there. We stopped for a break and gas in Gananoque and for a Timmie's in Brockville. This time, we opted not to link up with Route 15. Instead we carried on along Hwy 2 until we hit Morrisburg, where we stopped at Timmie's as well. My better half grabbed a handful of paper napkins, which I then soaked and used to clean the bugs off our windshield. A quick swipe from a microfibre cloth that I keep on board at all times and Baby was looking good again. From Morrisburg, we took Route 31 North, which is basically Bank Street. We left Rte 31 at John Quinn Road, not too far outside Vernon.

John Quinn Road ends as it joins Mitch Owens, where we turned right and headed for the Ramsayville Road. We stopped once more for gas, three blocks from home, in order to be ready for work today. It was 1915 when we arrived home. The kids were out, as they had received an invite for a Bar-B-Q, so we had the house to ourselves to relax and rehash our favorite moments of the ride. I finished cleaning off the front end of the bike, put my jammies on and crashed into the recliner in our living room. That's pretty much the last I remember until my lady woke me to go upstairs to bed. A great day, with wonderful scenery and good company. What better way to spend the day?

Monday, June 30, 2008

Happy Canada Day...


I wish any and all who read these words, a Happy Canada Day. Myself, I plan on getting out of the city and actually doing a little road trip. To see some of this country. Whatever you do to celebrate the day, do it safely. Spend the day with those you care for and remember those who are overseas, giving their all for our ideals, our beliefs, so that others may someday have a better life.

Murphy's lesser known dictums...


Murphy's Lesser Known Dictums...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who
got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will
sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Have a great pre-Canada Day!