How stupid do I look...???

Despite the number of filters our servers run, we still get the odd piece of spam that manages to worm it's way through. In this day and age, it boggles the mind to read these uber-transparent scam e-mails that still float around out there. And what is even more distressing, is that somewhere, there is a tool who will send money to these not-so-inventive crooks...

This winner came in this morning:

Re: Please help me.

Am in a hurry writing you this note,Just wanted to seek your help on
something very important, you are the only person i could reach at
this point, and i hope you come to my aid. Because something very
terrible is happening to me now,i need a favor from you now,I had a
trip here in UK on a mission.

Unfortunately for me all my money got stolen on my way to the hotel
where i lodged along with my bag were my passport was ,And since then
i have been without any money i am even owing the hotel here.

So i have limited access to emails for now, please i need you to lend
me about 1000Pounds so i can make arrangements and return back
please,i have spoken to the embassy here but they are not responding
to the matter effectively, I will return the money back to you as soon
as i get home, I am so confused right now.

I will be waiting to hear from you.

Regards

Md. Saifur Rahman

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Seriously??? No... I mean really... Seriously???? :)